Ohio State fans are pelting coach Jim Tressel’s sweater vest with venom poised arrows. Tressel is entering the desert period of his marriage with the belligerent Buckeye fans.  It seems that his mind blowing honeymoon, which included an orgasmic National Championship, is not enough to overcome his recent poor performances on special occasions.  This time OSU fans are unimpressed with Tressel’s foreplay and are questioning his offensive play calling.  Tressel, meanwhile, played the I’m not the one with the problem she is, card by saying he felt sorry for upset fans, “They’ve got to be some of the most unhappy people in the world, and I feel bad because we just made them less happy…” I’m just wondering who will get custody of the sweater vest in the divorce.

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