The Philadelphia Eagles signed former Atlanta Falcon and dog-fighting Kingpin Michael Vick to a two-year contract.  Word has is that Vick’s only demand was to play on a team with a bird as its mascot–no report on whether winged mascots could induce a dog-fighting relapse.  Of course PETA on its moral high horse-loving stance thinks this is the worst thing to happen since Kobe used a wool condom in Colorado.  In America only rapists, murderers, wife-beaters and pedofiles should get a second chance.  Dog killers shouldn’t ever again be allowed to even chase their own tail…right PETA?

1. Madden Retires, Killing Two Birds With One Stone
2. Ding Dong, the Eagles are Gone.