Former USC running back and “Captain Plumpy” for the Tennessee Titans, LenDale White made news this week by demanding Vince Young replace Uncle Kerry Collins as quarterback.  Some will remember Young’s last accomplishment on the football field was to singlehandedly snatching the BCS title from White’s crumb covered hands in 2006.   Young is coming off a stellar performance last week where he outperformed Collins posting a 0-2 passing, 0 yards, -1 yards rushing, and 1 INT.  Yes, those numbers still out performed Collins!  The only question that remains for LenDale is: “I know you lost all that weight by putting down the shots of Patron, but what did you pick up and start smoking to think Young is going to make a difference?”  You should have said, “We need a better quarterback, can you trade me for one?”

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