On the eve of the eve of Christmas … yeah, do the math … we decided to give the interns the day off (especially, since we are requiring them to work Christmas day and New Years).  However, in order to determine their “Christmas Bonus” (yes, in quotes because can you call a bag of chips and a soda a bonus?), the founders will choose the top 10 girls of Hump Day, and the intern with the most girls gets the bonus.  Sound fair?  If so, we should probably change that because that is not how The Sports Union operates … not on fairness, we guarantee.  Well, here are the chicks:

10.

[Kevin Patra] – You remember when Stafford went back in the game after hurting his shoulder? I found out why…Every win her boobs get bigger.

10.

[J.David] – Just barely made the cut.  I had the two girls who were tied for tenth fight it out (coming to YouTube soon), and the MMA girl one; go figure.

9.

9.

[J.David] – Can’t really explain it, but sometimes the non-flashy girl is just plain hot.

8.

[Kevin Patra] – The hottest female to ever play softball….my balls aren’t soft right now….

8.

[J.David] – She could have the face of Frankenstein, and still be No. 8 in my book.  Here, let me help brush off some of that sand.

7.

[Kevin Patra]  Is there anything sexier than a woman in a tight football jersey? Yes, a woman with a tight football jersey and 1/2 her underwear.

7.

[J.David] – I am up for a round of golf or two.  Should we start with the back nine?

6.

[Kevin Patra] Booty, booty, booty, rock it everywhere…..

6.

[J.David] – Yikes!  How is she only six on my list?  Who filled this out for me? An AP sports writer?

5.

[Kevin Patra] – Good lord Rudy!

5.

[J.David] – Every time the door bell rings … speaking of … DOORBELL!

4.

[Kevin Patra] In Florida ou get a little of everything from blonds, brunettes, fire reds…but they all very bangable.

4.

[J.David] – Tim Teabow, you better have a big Bible between the two of you … she will make a sinner or a saint out of you.

3.

[Kevin Patra] I’ve seen her in person…yes she is that bangin’.

3.

[J.David] – No. 3 simply because she has been with Tiger, and God knows where that boy has been.

2.

[Kevin Patra] Really Tiger? Really?

2.

[J.David] – I am not going to lie … I’ll play catcher for her.

1.

[Kevin Patra] Oh, my, god…….I have to use the rest room now, please don’t knock.

1.

[J.David] – Don’t ask me how she is No. 1, but I just can’t take my eyes off her.

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