Here we go again with another Hump Day extravaganza and our team of interns, who tirelessly slave over finding only the best of each division, are focused on the NFC East.  So cozy up to the computer, turn the lights down low and crank up the Marvin Gaye as you witness another intern master … errr … piece.

Jerry Jones in his attempt to steal the spotlight from the ladies of NFC East . . .

along with his . . .

ERECTED his masterpiece.

However, we at The Sports Union credit his construction foreman.

Can you believe … not a single construction worker missed a day of work although many were fired for inappropriate cat-calls at their foreman.

A special thanks also goes out to the secretary of the project … Alyssa Milano was not the secretary.  She just looked to damn hot not to be in this week!

So, now let’s move on to some sexy cowboys . . .

WTF?!  Not those cowboys … an intern will be losing his (or her) job this week.

Dallas Cowboys

The world famous Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.  N-I-C-E-!

OK, when do we begin tackling drills?

Hey flavor of the month, why so glum?  Even though you will be replaced by another blonde that looks exactly like you but has the IQ of a functioning retard, you are still No. 1 in our book … right behind all the other hotter girls!

Remember when we were young and a school activity was finger painting?  Oh, to be young and in art class again . . .

Philadelphia Eagles

Why are Philly fans so mad all the time?  I mean they booed Santa Claus and Joe Biden but cheered the dog-killer Michael Vick … something seems askew?

Angry because it is freakin’ cold.

Angry because you have to sit next to this behemoth.

Angry because you shit yourself and your dad is looking at scantily clad women on The Sports Union.

But don’t be angry, you have Tara Reid and she is smiling even though she is cold!

And you have this girl … and she is PUUUURRRRRR-dee!

I mean seriously, why are Eagle fans sooooo grumpy.  Look around, your team might suck but you have some beautiful fans.

She is not really an Eagle’s fan, but she was wearing shoulder pads and white so that was close enough.

It is only Wednesday and you are thinking about the weekend already?  Me. Frickin’. Too.

Washington Redskins

Those are some ugly women.

I love that this dudes jersey doubles as a table cloth.

Someone took this girls pants!  Thanks! Thank you very much!

If you don’t have good looking fans, you better have good looking cheerleaders … check!

We are starting to forgive the fact that the Redskins are a totally racist organization.

If this is what girls wear to the clubs, no wonder congress can’t get anything done in Washington.

I would like to play catch, can I borrow your ball?

New York Giants

The Sports Union interns believe you can look hot even when fully clothed.  [Who wrote this?  There goes another intern!]

You know the girl in the bottom right corner is saying, “Mom, sit down you are embarrassing me!”

That hat is way too big for you.  You should take that off … hmmmm … on second thought, that bra is looking kind of baggy.

I see London, I see France.  I see Miss. Manning’s underpants . . . and I likey!

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2. ⊚  Hump Day: Girls of the AP Top 25
3. ⊚  HUMP DAY: The Girls of the NFC South
4. ⊚  HUMP DAY: The Girls of the NFC North
5. ⊚  Hump Day: The Fans (and girls) of USC