We’re Baaaaccccckkkkk!  We received thousands of emails — well, hatemails — flooding into the offices at The Sports Union after our interns took last week off neglecting to leave us with any Hump Day material.  When forced to account for their gross negligence the interns responded, “Once a month, you have to take a break from the hump.  It’s only natural.”  TRUMP CARD!  We had no argument against that, but now that the slate is clean it is time to dazzle once again.

And we thank the fans for remaining positive and upbeat and we got your message this past week, and you are right; IT’S GONNA HAPPEN!

And in order to ensure this package is delivered on time, we called the nice people at UPS.

Told you, it’s gonna happen!

SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS

Hey, look at me!  What are you looking at?  Nice smiles.

Eeny, meeny, miney, mo … who are we kidding, all you all come along!

Excuse me miss, your jacket is only half zipped up . . . . . . No, thank YOU.

Frank Gore has been hitting the bench press because he looks bigger in the pectoral region.

Hey Heisman, give us back our trophy.

Why do you have to put messages like “Hate Mann” in the background?  Ooooohhhhh, San Francisco.

This is just plain sucking up to the bosses.

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

Wow.  This just makes us upset that it rains 99 percent of the year in Seattle leaving this beauty always bundled up.

Are you flirting with me?

Excuse me, your shirt is tearing.

No one is going to strip that ball away from you.

We believe it is hazardous to drive with you sitting like that on top of the car.  We can’t concentrate on the road!

ARIZONA CARDINALS

Thank God for Matt Leinart.  Without him, how many good looking girls could we have in this section?

Thanks again, Matt.

Ah Mattie, thank you, thank you, thank you!

Raise your hand if you want to be Matt’s next?

What are you hiding behind those poms?

Do you want to play catch?  No, seriously.  Please?!?

You worry about what is in front of you

and we will take care of your backside.

Is that an authentic Leinart game jersey?

ST. LOUIS RAMS

We believe that Ram has two smiles!

We excuse the fake smile.  If we had to “cheer” for the Rams, we would have to put on a fake smile also.

We were soooooooo happy to see the logo in the corner.  [founders note:  this just might be the best looking girl we have had on this section]

Now you are talking!  We’ve always wondered why Wal-Mart has those old-people greeters when you enter its store.  Why not have a table like this?  We promise you would have more return visitors!

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Our interns will be taking a break from the football scene for a couple of weeks and then will return to profile the best looking in the AFC.  For the next couple of weeks the interns will look at soccer fans and beauties on the sand playing  beach volleyball.  Make sure you come back for next week’s hump day.

Related posts:

1. ⊚  Hump Day: Girls of the AP Top 25 – The Lower End
2. ⊚  Hump Day: Girls of the AP Top 25
3. ⊚  HUMP DAY: The Girls of the NFC North
4. ⊚  HUMP DAY: The Girls of the NFC East
5. ⊚  HUMP DAY: The Girls of the NFC South